Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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