So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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