Your dad touched me again.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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