it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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