Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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