Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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