Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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