is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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