it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
