i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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