Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
