Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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