After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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