I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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