Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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