I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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