So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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