I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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