I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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