Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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