i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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