I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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