i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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