How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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