Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
