I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I supernannyed him into submission
i out mim tonsoeep
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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