Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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