cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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