I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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