Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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