so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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