"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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