The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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