me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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