yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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