Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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