The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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