I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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