i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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