talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We named our party play list daddy issues
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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