If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
even my farts smell like vagina
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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