what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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