No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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