So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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