The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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