I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
