gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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