so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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