at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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