Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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