Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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