the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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