cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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