I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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