Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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