Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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