thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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