Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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